locksmith definition

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A guy who has the "Key" or rather, the right words and persuasiveness to get in a girls "back door" aka her butt.

Pat got to 5th base with his girlfriend last night, I don't know how he does it, he truly is a locksmith.

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"Locksmith" means any person who, for any consideration or compensation whatsoever, engages, directly or indirectly and as a primary or secondary object, in the business of rekeying, installing, repairing, opening, modifying locks, or who originates keys for locks, including, but not limited to, electronic cloning of transponder keys and any other electronic programming of automotive keys and electronic operating devices, such as key fobs, door and ignition key devices, and successive electronic and other high-security key technology. A "locksmith" does not mean a person whose activities are limited to making a duplicate key from an existing key.

A locksmith re-keyed my office building so the existing keys would not work .

Buy the mug 1.a. Someone who enjoys breaking into cars and homes LEGALLY!
b. Someone who wears a shirt with the AAA logo PROUDLY!
2. Sometimes confused with a hacksmith

I have been a Locksmith contracted by AAA for 13 months and I have broken into more then 3000 vehicles, and the owners were ALWAYS happy I did it.

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One who opens locked car doors in exchange for sexual favors.

Slut 1: Is the locksmith here yet?
Slut 2: He'll be here any minute. Let me go lock my keys in my car.

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A pathetic excuse for a human being with cruel intentions to rip people off.

I know nothing of locksmiths, but I hear most of them do drugs.

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